1.) Your name?
Beth

a person who is fun and makes you feel all "fuzzly" inside. i think mine is the specialist ....... may have a small pirate fetish.
im just going in the hot tub with my beth

2.) Your age?
- 17

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Par

3.) One of your friends?
- Emma

Derived from Germanic ermen meaning "whole" or "universal." Can also be used to describe a person who is fashionable, classy or just hot.

4.) What should you be doing?
- Maths

Math, the wretched spawn of satan himself.
Consisting of useless crap you'll never need to know,except for adding,subtracting,multiplication and divison, the rest is there just to stress you out.

5.) Favorite color?
- Teal

a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spirited away, buffy, and enjoys slam poetry.

6.) Birthplace?
- Manchester

European Capital of Gun Crime

7.) Month of your birth?
- November

The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.

8.) Last person you talked to?
- Toby

a slang term for "mastubation"

9.) One of your nicknames?
- Beri

A word often used to decribe somebody who suffers (with or without themselves being aware) of Napoleon Syndrome.

In the fields of psychology and psychoanalysis, Napoleon complex (or Napoleon syndrome, or Short Man Syndrome) is a colloquial term used to describe a type of inferiority complex suffered by people who are short. The term is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. This behavior can sometimes go as far as acts of violence or will to dominate those who are taller than the short person.